Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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