You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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