All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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