Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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