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he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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