she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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