it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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