We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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