No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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