I don't think brook has ever known best
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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