she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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