At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
