i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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