so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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