Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
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