i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
there is puke in my bra ... again
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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