DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Swine flu is the new snow day.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I have post one night stand depression
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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