just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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