So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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