plz talk dirty to me
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
We had sex on a dog bed..
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
