i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Randomize
