do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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