During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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