So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Randomize
