we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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