3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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