Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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