if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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