butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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