maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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