windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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