i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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