brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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