Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
He shit in the fireplace
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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