he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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