Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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