im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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