Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
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