I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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