i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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