but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I don't think brook has ever known best
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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