so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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