just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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