I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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