I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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