Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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