Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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