He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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