so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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