i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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