I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
