I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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