At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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