people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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