windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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